Updates!

- I am listening to “Azeemushshaan Shahenshah” from “Jodhaa Akbar” at 5 am in the morning, and I’ve killed the night doing absolutely nothing, while the other half sleeps peacefully besides me. Am I weird?
- That song is not on repeat, but that’s all I have listened to in the past hour. I am always [...]

A Perfectly Logical, Sensible Conversation…

An all-too-usual occurrence with me at local gatherings etc:
Them: So?
Me: So… you think you can tell?
T: What? (they have no idea what I have to unleash)
M: Heaven from hell?
T: What?! (taken aback)
M: Blue skies from pain…
T: Oh!
M: Can you tell a green field…
T: …from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? (And [...]

truly kicking some ass!

Trick:
Make a person’s phone ring during class.
Target:
Depending on the lecturer, it could be your worst-enemy, arch-rival, that-guy/girl-who-stares or even your good ol’ friend.
Method:
Make sure you ask for the target’s cellphone before class. Set the Alarm Timer for some time during the class. Tweak other settings for alarm like Power On etc making sure that this [...]

Anyone interested?

For Sale: Parachute.
Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Mujhay bhi aisi secretary chahiye!!!!!

Keeping tabs

Okay so going by general opinion, keeping tabs on other women is not bad; not bad at all! My browser is happy to know that, and I am happy too. Now I can open mayya’s and sid’s blogs in new tabs without the hassle of new windows
Mujhay maarney mat ana